hey whats up this is chris schinner (andy's older bro, i played at homestead til 2004)

TJ is my cousin and i'm almost positive he is not the truth, plus he did not play any volleyball in high school, and i think the truth said he played in high school (TJ went to New Berlin West, which did not have volleyball)

oh and by the way I was at the state tournament this past weekend and liked a lot of the talent I saw, although I couldn't believe how terrible the reffing was (thats the one thing I don't miss about high school ball).

so yeah congrats to Tosa East on the state championship and if any of you guys are thinking about playing club ball in college, I highly recommend Oshkosh, as our program is excellent and among the best in the nation (we won nationals last year).

hahaha Brad that came out of no where


But think about this....

What if your the Truth and you don't know it. Like subconsciencly you log on here as The Truth and post all his stuff. Then when your done you log out and everything goes back to normal.

Just think about it.

Hahaha I think I would have bigger problems then Taylor. Although I could get some time off work and check into a hospital.....hmmmmm Although Rob already asked me at State and I told him no.

What if subconsciencly you are The Truth?

Besides I am smarter than that guy anyways

Gary played North Shore, and never played basketball (except for freshman year). I'm fairly certain he's not The Truth.

Need 4 pages? then how about post season awards-

1. Worst Uniforms

2. Best Uniforms

3. Worst-Dressed Coach

4. Most Undetected Illegal
Back Row Attacks
(categories:team/individual)

5. Olga Korbut Award
(most stylish jump serve)

6. Sasquatch Award
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)

7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum

8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum

9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)

10. Worst Haircut
(categories: opponent/teammate)

11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game)

12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music

13. Where's Waldo? Trophy
most versatile/positions played)

14. Coachs' Special I: Worst Call in a Game

15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')

16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team)

17. The EPA Trophy
(worst case of emitted gas while playing)
Hey, when we can detect it in the stands, that's
gotta stink...

18. Best Costume-Fan(s)

19. "Whose Jim Shortz?" Award
(self nomination, failure to bring necessary
game gear-outerwear/underwear category)

20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award
(most confined playing area)

21. Coachs' Special II: Worst No-Call in a Game

22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality
(best looking manager/statistician)
hey, in honor of the ****** marriage amendment,
let's have male/female categories...

23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award
(hairiest player)

24. Best Facial

25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy
(most unenthusiastic fans competition)

26. Virginia Slims Tour Vocalization Award
(loudest grunt on a hit)

27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation

28. Biggest Stiff
(middles only)

29. "Gee, Maybe Next Year There'll be
Boy's Synchonized Swimming"
(choreographed bench cheers)

30. Team of Donkeys Award
(worst team spirit)
As Al McGuire said, 'you can afford to have a
donkey on your team, but not two, 'cause then
they breed...'

Honorable Mention (tie)- 1.Tightest Shorts/ 2.The "You
don't know Jack" Award (for volleyball playing cousins)

Hit reply, delete all but one, and answer it-that ought to
take this to the century mark before club starts up...

Wow that list looked like so much fun I am going to answer a few of them, sorry if I offend anyone just giving my thoughts.

1. Worst Uniforms - Shorewood's with the little dog paws
2. Best Uniforms - Tosa East's Yellows
3. Worst-Dressed Coach - Tremper's wearing the Tie-dye shirt
4. Most Undetected Illegal
Back Row Attacks
(categories:team/individual) - Dan setting his setter in front of the ten foot line then the setter dumping then Dan jumping behind the 10 foot line saying look my feet are here.
5. Olga Korbut Award
(most stylish jump serve) - Esser and his backwards approach
7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum - Truth's hammer
8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum - Hogan's blocking one, not a good blocker
9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team) - Igor from Greendale
10. Worst Haircut
(categories: opponent/teammate) - Appleton North at state, mohawks so unoriginal.
11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game) - Early in the season I would have said Rey trying to Jumpserve but he improved that by the end of the year.
12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music - I am going to be biased, Nicolet's was good
13. Where's Waldo? Trophy
most versatile/positions played) - Sam Miller - not just this year but throughout his career
14. Coachs' Special I: Worst Call in a Game - One of my guys getting called for a lift on a swing with top spin
15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy') - Gotta say it, sorry Bobby
16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team) - Greenfield at State
18. Best Costume-Fan(s) - The guy dressed as a penguin at our match vs Arrowhead
20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award
(most confined playing area) - Court 4 at Bay invite
22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality
(best looking manager/statistician)
hey, in honor of the ****** marriage amendment,
let's have male/female categories... - Dont think it would be proper for me to answer that one
24. Best Facial - Taylor got Rey's back row player pretty good in the finals
25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy
(most unenthusiastic fans competition) - WA Central
27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation - "It is a judgement call and I have the whistle so you will listen to my judgement, and my judgement is right." That is the exact quote I got

Being a coach at pius and playing on that 99 team with Gary (dan's cousin) i assure you he is not truth. for the reasons previously stated and the fact that he works full time outside of coaching he doesn't go to school in which the truth does. sorry guys but its not gary

1. Worst Uniforms
I think its Madison east or west... the blue then tie died into the yellow?
2. Best Uniforms
I really like parks orange unis.
3. Worst-Dressed Coach
Oh jeeze... idk... i hate red so im gonna say tosa easts because of the red blazer... but eveni have to admit.. that was really cool haha
4. Most Undetected Illegal
Back Row Attacks
(categories:team/individual)
Oh man idk...
5. Olga Korbut Award
(most stylish jump serve)
Steve Meyer... stylish eh.. but funny to watch? yes sir
6. Sasquatch Award
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)
ahahaha mike moe baby
7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum
The truth's is hilarious... if uk the backroung on taylors and you knew how aweful of an artist john baker is u could say taylors to. (baker changed the jersey names on paint and did an aweful job)
8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum
umm the masks is pretty corny.. but his avatar is creepy haha
9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)
New Berlins frosh
10. Worst Haircut
(categories: opponent/teammate)
Appleton north... i guess idk i thought that the mowhawks were cool haha...
11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game)
Muk-towns middle jump served against us... 2 problems: A. his shirt flew up, be, he took a 7 step appraoch.. ball didnt even get to the net.
12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music
Pius' drumline track against us for the first conference game of the year.
13. Where's Waldo? Trophy
most versatile/positions played)
Dan Kowalske, not because of what he did but what he couldve done.. i saw him put some 1 balls down in warmups on more than one occasion hahaha
14. Coachs' Special I: Worst Call in a Game
IK im not a coach but... we had our oppo put a ball down against km in sectionals in game 2.. and the ball went on to their side, hit their blockers feet, rolled onto our side, and none of the reffs saw it go over to ourside, we lost the point.
15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')
gotta go with bobby haha no offence at all
16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team)
appleton north is just fun to watch in warmups... but they didnt win state so them.
17. The EPA Trophy
(worst case of emitted gas while playing)
Hey, when we can detect it in the stands, that's
gotta stink...
oh my god our whole team no joke.. practice games it doest matter
18. Best Costume-Fan(s)
the tremper guy that stood 1 foot away from us when we served..
19. "Whose Jim Shortz?" Award
(self nomination, failure to bring necessary
game gear-outerwear/underwear category)
once again, our team. taylor forgot his jersey at sectionals, esser dropped his shoe inthe snowy parking lot during the quarters at state hhaha..
20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award
(most confined playing area)
the km courts in the older gym.
21. Coachs' Special II: Worst No-Call in a Game
haha ill speak for brock. conference tourney finals we had a ball go long on our side that i clearly touched... but i turned on my acting skills and won us the point haha... but detective dan asked me mid-match while we were switching sides if i touched it haha..
22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality
(best looking manager/statistician)
hey, in honor of the ****** marriage amendment,
let's have male/female categories...
Cremer is just good looking... no questions asked.
23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award
(hairiest player)
ahaha mike moe
24. Best Facial
our oppo brian got some kid on tremper real good... (after i got faced h core in the same match)
25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy
(most unenthusiastic fans competition)
homestead!! they never cheered.. they just clapped.
26. Virginia Slims Tour Vocalization Award
(loudest grunt on a hit)
gonna go back to summer league, one of our oh's tommy got a slide and when WHOOO! before putting it down haha.
27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation
no clue
28. Biggest Stiff
(middles only)
walker soloed some would be d baller real good at state.. it was awesome
29. "Gee, Maybe Next Year There'll be
Boy's Synchonized Swimming"
(choreographed bench cheers)
2! 3! staLlIS!! ahaha
30. Team of Donkeys Award
(worst team spirit)
As Al McGuire said, 'you can afford to have a
donkey on your team, but not two, 'cause then
they breed...'
umm.. cant really think of any... muktown was pretty not into our match with them but oh well...

haha im gonna have to agree.....i dont even trim my beard. its just nasty

3. Worst-Dressed Coach - Sorry Mr. Simon, the red coat has to go...



4. Most Undetected Illegal
Back Row Attacks - I've had a few pretty bad ones this year, not on attacking, but on passing the ball with my hands in front of 10 and having Phil dump. As a sidenote to Brad, Don Driver actually has the tape of that game, and believe it or not I was a foot or two behind the 10 foot line. I surprised myself.
(categories:team/individual)


5. Olga Korbut Award - Steve Meyer, easy
(most stylish jump serve)


6. Sasquatch Award - Mike Moe, also easy.
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)


7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum - The Mask


8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum - Taylor's "When #4 walks into the gym, it's game over." *yawn*


9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award - Hmmm...Scott on Tremper.
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)


13. Where's Waldo? Trophy - Chris Brigson, Burlington MH/S/OH/OPP
most versatile/positions played)


15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award - Gonna have to go with Bobby, sorry bud.
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')


18. Best Costume-Fan(s) - Tremper's... guy was pretty decent.


23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award - Mike Moe, once again
(hairiest player)


26. Virginia Slims Tour Vocalization Award - Mukwonago's sophomore middle. He grunted when he swung, he grunted when he rolled, he grunted when he served, he grunted when he tipped. It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
(loudest grunt on a hit)


27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation -

Phil Kelly - What the hell kind of call was that?
Ref - Son, this is a benevolent dictatorship.
Phil Kelly -


28. Biggest Stiff - Might have to go with the Mukwonago kid.
(middles only)



Honorable Mention (tie)- 1.Tightest Shorts - Is there even a question? A certain #11 from Homestead...

I just have to throw this 1 out there, because he thinks he's the most amazing ref out there...

27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation -
In our first match of the year against CMH, their libero jumped and swung at a ball and the ball never arched up at all and he was clearly over the plane of the net, plus if it's even close and the libero had jumped and swung you call it.
Bob's explenation: "I would've needed a laser beem and a yardstick to tell whether or not he broke the plane."

Thanks Bob.

For the manager section, can I vote for myself?

>_> What?

1. Worst Uniforms - im going to have to go with trempers tye dye jerseys just plain ugly

2. Best Uniforms - im totally biased on these ones cause i designed our case black jerseys so theyre my fav.

3. Worst-Dressed Coach - i dont like simons red coach but the tye dye shirt was pretty bad on tremper


5. Olga Korbut Award - steve meyers hands down looks like hes bounding
(most stylish jump serve)

6. Sasquatch Award - unfortunatly for myself im going to have to say.....myself
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)

7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum - im goin with the truths.

8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum - im goin with masks its just cheesy as hell

9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award - there was a player on westosha centals team that wasnt half bad but the team just completely brought him down.
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)

10. Worst Haircut - app north state mohawks.
(categories: opponent/teammate)

11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation - at state against greenfield id say steve. he barley made the serves that went in
(categories: team/player/game)

12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music - again biased against us since i made it.

13. Where's Waldo? Trophy - originally i had thought myself but i forgot brigson played s too so im goin with him
most versatile/positions played)

14. Coachs' Special I: Worst Call in a Game - im sorry to break the rules but i have to go back to last year at the tosa east invite (rey rey or anyone from horlick might remember this) but dan wittke got a yellow card and we wernt sure what for. when he went up to the ref and asked. "why did i get a yellow card" he was given a red card. and he didnt even ask it in a smartass manner or anything.

15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award - hands down bobby
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')

16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition - greendale against us in sectionals their middles hit well and igor hit pretty decent and they got in the game and just completely bombed
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team)

18. Best Costume-Fan(s) - i liked trempers mascott but greenfields fans in the sec finals were redic

20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award - i havnt played in many small gyms but ill just go with tosa easts second gym. yeah thats the smallest ive played in or on
(most confined playing area)

21. Coachs' Special II: Worst No-Call in a Game - against greendale their setter caught the ball between his arms off a hit by us and threw it up in the air half the team started laughing and the other half stared in amazment at the no call finally it hit the floor and the ref called it down. but no lift.


23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award - damn it.....myself
(hairiest player)

24. Best Facial - had one against greendale again. the kid made the funniest sound ever. the front row just started cracking up

25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy - def homesteads fans they just sat there no one even stood up
(most unenthusiastic fans competition)


27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation - i asked a ref about a lift call and why he let someone set a ball from their chest and the ref looked at me and said. i know the rules 18. so i said. you clearly dont! and got a yellow card



30. Team of Donkeys Award - i dont remember the team but we played a team at whitefish bay and they like hated each other it was pretty rediculous. but id also say us against greenfield inbetween the 3rd and 4th game
(worst team spirit)
As Al McGuire said, 'you can afford to have a
donkey on your team, but not two, 'cause then
they breed...'

Honorable Mention (tie)- 1.Tightest Shorts/ 2.The "You
don't know Jack" Award (for volleyball playing cousins)

1. steve no doubt

1. Worst Uniforms
Kenosha tremper, im not really feeling the shiny red and blue
2. Best Uniforms
i though Kakaunas were pretty cool
3. Worst-Dressed Coach
Simon with the red blazer that had his name on it, maybe back in 1964 when he was playing, not anymore though
4. Most Undetected Illegal
Back Row Attacks
(categories:team/individual)
Kircher blocked a kid at WA Central tournament when he was back row and we still somehow won the point, no one on the other team even noticed
6. Sasquatch Award
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)
that big guy from Case i think its mike moe???
9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)
New Berlins freshman outside
11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game)
Igor always tried and jump serve and while it did go in sometimes i remember a lot of times that he hit it under the net, one time it only got to their own ten foot line
16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team)
greenfield, they're all so huge that they can put a lot of balls down in warmups, that doesnt happen a whole lot in the game though
18. Best Costume-Fan(s)
i gotta go with the ninja turtles that we had at our playoff games, when we won a game one of them would go on the ground and spin on his back
20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award
(most confined playing area)
Shorewoods gym when they had the tournament
25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy
(most unenthusiastic fans competition)
CMH, even though they got a lot of fans at state all they ever did was chant memorial memorial, and it took me about four times just to be able to understand them
30. Team of Donkeys Award
(worst team spirit)
As Al McGuire said, 'you can afford to have a
donkey on your team, but not two, 'cause then
they breed...heritage christian, after we beat them at Homestead i told one of the kids good game and he said, "yea just three more losses and we can finally go home"

Wes Lamb, the opposite for Whitefish Bay for both the best player on a hopeless team award and the Randy Moss award

hahaha I'll save my list for tomorrow mabye, or when i come home from the banquet...

But just to throw some things out there... Robby's comment about Tommy's Grunt... I'm pretty sure I was the one that set that ball and it was CASH$$$$$$$

And to Pat, i remeber that when Bob said that. It was pretty funny i must admit i had a good laugh about it

about my dads red coat. lol. he knows its ridiculous and very ugly but the team gave it to him as a gift like a year or two ago and since then he just wears it for playoffs etc. dang the coat is just hideous, it even says coach simon on the pocket...need i say anymore

wait pat, u must not forget the time, u me an don were in front row game 5 against CMH for the conference tounrey championship and bob says:

"Think about it boys we'll have laser lights to do the refing here in a few years, you wont need us old guys."

I looked at Pat, we both were almost in tears laughing, and replied:

"But Bob how can a laser determine a lift?"

Bob just points at me and pat and then points twwice at his head, that was my last impression of bob this season.........What's that supposed to imply?

and lastly what is with bob and "LASER LIGHTS" (imply the goofy lisp he has too)





he dibb, i thought brock would get a name on here before you did im just wondering:

how's kristin doing? she was pretty good last night.

Hahaha wow, Bob..............

I kind of forgot about that...I was in so much pain that day.

[quote name='oldschoolcoach' post='24221' date='Nov 15 2006, 10:49 AM']
Need 4 pages? then how about post season awards-

1. Worst Uniforms
tosa easts kinda got under my skin
2. Best Uniforms
cmh's were really sweet
3. Worst-Dressed Coach
our jv coach hah windbreaker pants and packers sweatshirt..
4. Most Undetected Illegal
that one middle from appleton north was throwing the ball everywhere at state
(categories:team/individual)

5. Olga Korbut Award
(most stylish jump serve)
Essers was pretty flashy
6. Sasquatch Award
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)
Middle from muk town.. such an ogre
7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum
shoot dans pxi pride
8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum
i hide behind this mask... seriously... stalker?
9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)
big outside from wauk west could put down a ball
10. Worst Haircut
(categories: opponent/teammate)
ramzis when he straightened out the fro and looked like a goofy indian
11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game)
mukwonago could not hit float serves over the net..
12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music
Pius had some new stuff that was rockin
13. Where's Waldo? Trophy
most versatile/positions played)
Brigson
14. Coachs' Special I: Worst Call in a Game
ref calls lift on a double hit off a serve(which is legal) and we lose match 16-14 in the 5th game against km.. horrible.
15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')
bobby, but damn he plays real well when hes happy
16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team)
esser was putting holes in our gym floor in warmups.. but after that?
17. The EPA Trophy
(worst case of emitted gas while playing)
Hey, when we can detect it in the stands, that's
gotta stink...
one ref dropped one and everybody knew it.. come on now.
18. Best Costume-Fan(s)
Nicolet had some good ones in sectionals... they were such jerks too

19. "Whose Jim Shortz?" Award
(self nomination, failure to bring necessary
game gear-outerwear/underwear category)
our starting ds only brought one shoe to the sectional semi(which is why we lost)
20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award
(most confined playing area)
we got pinned against the wall in the conference tourney at west.. kind of a buzzkill
21. Coachs' Special II: Worst No-Call in a Game
i hit one off reys hands and the ref didnt call it.. they got it right 5 minutes later i forget how but i would have been pissed, cuz now i can say i tooled a state champ heyyyo
22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality
(best looking manager/statistician)
hey, in honor of the ****** marriage amendment,
let's have male/female categories...
im pretty sure mukwonago had a lady sitting on the bench that was a fine piece
23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award
(hairiest player)
mike moe, i prefer to call him chewbacca, but planet of the apes will suffice
24. Best Facial
in warmups ramzi got nailed in the face by our own guy, the ball bounced off his head into the rafters, then like 5 seconds later came smacked him in the face again.. the whole gym went wild
25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy
(most unenthusiastic fans competition)
wauk south... i almost fell asleep playing them
26. Virginia Slims Tour Vocalization Award
(loudest grunt on a hit)
that igor kid had some funny ones for greendale.. not even that good of bounces
27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation
[up ref]: larry did you see a back row attack?
[Down ref]: on which team?
[up ref]: yep see there was no back row attack
[me]: good call guys
28. Biggest Stiff
(middles only)
fromahder-overall uncoordinated and bad player, such a stiff
29. "Gee, Maybe Next Year There'll be
Boy's Synchonized Swimming"
(choreographed bench cheers)
west allis... wth
30. Team of Donkeys Award
(worst team spirit)
As Al McGuire said, 'you can afford to have a
donkey on your team, but not two, 'cause then
they breed...'
neenah: "watch me rape the net" next play rapes net*
Honorable Mention (tie)- 1.Tightest Shorts/ 2.The "You
don't know Jack" Award (for volleyball playing cousins)
1. o steve meyer
2.chewbacca and ogre
Hit reply, delete all but one, and answer it-that ought to
take this to the century mark before club starts up...

Chris Esser, what's your email address?

1. Worst Uniforms
homestead--i mean come on, who wears t-shirts?
2. Best Uniforms
appleton north's by far
3. Worst-Dressed Coach
sorry coach, but i have to go with you
4. Most Undetected Illegal
Back Row Attacks
(categories:team/individual)
when case's libero would jump and hit
5. Olga Korbut Award
(most stylish jump serve)
haha steve's by far, and chris esser gets the most discombobulated jump serve award
6. Sasquatch Award
(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)
i'd have to say the wolfman himself, mike moe
7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum
gotta go with my old one (the cat)
8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum
tool-time-taylor's with the paint-edited avatar
9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award
(Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)
i would say jeff barzcak, but he was hopeless himself, so i'd say my boy igor
10. Worst Haircut
(categories: opponent/teammate)
appleton north. what were they thinking?
11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game)
i guess mukwonago
12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music
ours duh. it's all about lil wayne
13. Where's Waldo? Trophy
most versatile/positions played)
brigson
14. Coachs' Special I: Worst Call in a Game
i gotta go with marc pickering getting called for a lift off of a serve to end the match against us. i mean, why would you call that then?(it was my serve)
15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award
(for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')
bobby, sorry man.
16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition
(Best performance in warmups by a losing team)
i'd say us against shorewood
17. The EPA Trophy
(worst case of emitted gas while playing)
Hey, when we can detect it in the stands, that's
gotta stink...
haha me
18. Best Costume-Fan(s)
the trojan for twest, and the turtles
19. "Whose Jim Shortz?" Award
(self nomination, failure to bring necessary
game gear-outerwear/underwear category)
liska forgot his shoes at home for the shorewood match
20. "Who's Gym's Short" Award
(most confined playing area)
muskego
21. Coachs' Special II: Worst No-Call in a Game
no comment
22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality
(best looking manager/statistician)
hey, in honor of the ****** marriage amendment,
let's have male/female categories...
i didn't pay attention to that, all i know is scott marita's sister is hot.
23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award
(hairiest player)
tie, mike moe and luke coyle
24. Best Facial
when taylor braun faced my teammate that plays backrow for me. sorry kevin, but that facial was rich.
25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy
(most unenthusiastic fans competition)
whitefish bay, they don't even have any fans.
26. Virginia Slims Tour Vocalization Award
(loudest grunt on a hit)
idk
27. Coachs' Special III: Lamest Referee's Explanation
...when case's libero jumps and hits the ball, bob (yes bob again) said that "he was so short that he could jump 20", swing, and still not be over the tape." lame
28. Biggest Stiff
(middles only)
cmh's other middle, matt mohorek
29. "Gee, Maybe Next Year There'll be
Boy's Synchonized Swimming"
(choreographed bench cheers)
hale, what were they thinking? i don't think they knew they were making fun of themselves EVERY point.
30. Team of Donkeys Award
(worst team spirit)
As Al McGuire said, 'you can afford to have a
donkey on your team, but not two, 'cause then
they breed...'
idk, i guess heritage
Honorable Mention (tie)- 1.Tightest Shorts/ 2.The "You
don't know Jack" Award (for volleyball playing cousins)
what?

hahahaha i love how hairy i am man. and everyone knows it lol

ONE MORE AWARD: REY TALKS TOO MUCH!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!! Shot down B I T C H

Sucker.



What about some of the best roofs during the season? Especially during the state tournament?

Did Rey just use the word discombobulated???

Wow See what a state championship does to kids???? hahaha just kidding Rey


tool-time-taylor's were you just trying to use some Alliteration here Rey?

11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation
(categories: team/player/game)



Got another one for this... Joe Landry, Pius JV...

About 6'4", red hair, slightly resembles Ronald Weasley from Harry Potter. Nice kid. Anyways, back to the story...

Goes back to jump serve in the Pius fieldhouse. The ball launches STRAIGHT UP, hits a beam that is about even with the free throw line, and comes back down behind the service line. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

one more award: rey speaks the truth, sorry scott.
yeah i thing the carpenter award goes to kurt svatek.
and yes, tool-time-taylor lol jk, rey used the word discombobulated

whoa this is the fist time i've seen this post, and yes harris, i've dunked from the free throw line, well maybe a step inside, but it was insane. if you watch the next preps plus, you might see me throw one down.

Rey, its okay for you to gloat... dont hold back or anything

CEsser1990@yahoo.com
Why you ask?

"28. Biggest Stiff
(middles only)
fromahder-overall uncoordinated and bad player, such a stiff "

I HOPE that was a joke. Bad player and stiff? Pretty sure he's probably the most athletic player in the state and can BOUNCE with anyone. We did a school project last year and had to make a news real so we did a sports section and we went up to my gradeschool gym and I have film of him doing a 180 1 handed dunk, a 360 dunk, a dunk off of his own toss off the backboard, and a 180 dunk off of his own toss off the backboard. The kid's a stud.

I don't think he's as good of a player as everyone says, when they were losing to appelton north, it was like he was just playing some sort of scrimmage or something, you know no big deal. He seriously looked like he could care less if they won or lost. and ive watched him play a few matches, and he does not bounce at all, i thought he goes for back corners and swings high, like the rest of marquette(which is why they're so good, bouncing can and is sometiems a burden) I think he's atheltic, and a good player, but i'm not so sure, not the dominant middle some people make him sound like.

Just my opinion, not trying to take anything away from him as a player.

you didnt see the match against homestead then. and im not even talking about that 1 HUGE kill he had at the end, im talking about the last couple of games where he just couldnt be stopped.

Watching you guys play at state, it either looked like you were running two balls or really really slow one balls to him, because Appleton had a triple on him all day.

But thats just what i thought i saw, i was pretty far away up in that balcony thing

Just going to throw another post on instead of editing here to increase the page number...

FSN is scheduled to air the championship game on November 30th at 7:00PM.
^^ Thats when the championship game will air... But what channel is that?

Time warner cable 31

or

if its High Def. 531

Cool Thanks

Taylor, enough with the pointless posts. Back to volleyball!!

Memorial off of school today?

Are they really gonna show the championship in HD? Damnnn im gonna need to hit up someone with a plasma screen hahaha

Yeah were off, we are done for this week and then we have 2 days next week as well.

Why has a list of post season awards not been created yet by you then??????????????

it would be great...even with TE in it

Geeze Brad... Patience is a virtue


1. Worst Uniforms
I wasn't a fan of the Yellow Tosa ones or Trempers Basketball warmups


2. Best Uniforms
The Park Orange ones


3. Worst-Dressed Coach
Trempers


4. Most Undetected Illegal Back Row Attacks
Ty Cobb (Our Libero) Jumped and swung at the ball against Pius.


5. Olga Korbut Award(most stylish jump serve)
Steve Myers


6. Sasquatch Award(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)
Middletons Middle #12


7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum
The Mask's that is one cool picture


8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum
Rey's


9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award (Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)
Scotty M


10. Worst Haircut (categories: opponent/teammate)
App. North's


11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation (categories: team/player/game)
Against Muk Town- They were lucky to get two serves in a row over the net

12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music
I was a fan of Arrowheads

13. Where's Waldo? Trophy (most versatile/positions played)
Brigson hands down


15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award (for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')
I think this one should be called the Bobby award, cuz everyone has picked him

16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition (Best performance in warmups by a losing team)
App. North, boy can they bounce


17. The EPA Trophy (worst case of emitted gas while playing)
Brian Lewicki!


18. Best Costume-Fan(s)
Tosa Easts were pretty cool with the Red, White, and Black face paint

19. "Whose Jim Shortz?" Award(self nomination, failure to bring necessary
game gear-outerwear/underwear category)
I forgot my jersey for the sectional final game at Fort Atkinson at home on my bed...
Esser dropped his shoe in the snowy parking lot first game of State
I left my jersey in the locker room after the championship game....



22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality (best looking manager/statistician)
MIKE CREMER!


23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award (hairiest player)
Luke Coyle... Sorry Mike Moe, I think Luke is a lot hairier


24. Best Facial
When Brian Lewicki got that kid from Tremper


25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy (most unenthusiastic fans competition)
Fan Competition? Us Vs. Homestead



Honorable Mention (tie)- 1.Tightest Shorts/ 2.The "You
don't know Jack" Award (for volleyball playing cousins)
Tightest Shorts- Steve

I skipped a lot of them cuz i had no opinion on most of these

you are correct Taylor it is, but anyone with 381 posts would have to be heard from.......work is going really slow today, a lot of kids out sick so not as many to work with.

oooooo ok i got ya


And heres another little thought for the next hour or so...


What if the Truth or the Mask is the $10,000 kiss FM Fugitive??

Ok that one actually made me laugh out loud.

Don't worry about it. I'll email you.

I just took what taylor had for questions but switched them ot my own answers


1. Worst Uniforms
Fort Atkinson- They look like YMCA soccer jerseys


2. Best Uniforms
CMH-Look really nice


3. Worst-Dressed Coach
Simon- i hate the red coat


4. Most Undetected Illegal Back Row Attacks
CMH libero Jumped and swung at the ball against us.


5. Olga Korbut Award(most stylish jump serve)
Steve Meyers


6. Sasquatch Award(player who most resembles a Bigfoot)
Mike Moe- dude looks beasty


7. Best Avatar- Volleyball Forum
Esser's isn't bad idk what it is with that stop sign


8. Lamest Signature - Volleyball Forum
Rey's


9. The "No, I AM SPARTACUS" Award (Best volleyball player on a hopeless team)
Outside for Wauk. West , I know he plays basketball too, taylor help me out with his name!!


10. Worst Haircut (categories: opponent/teammate)
All of the mukwanago team


11. "Hey, try underhand" Bad Serving Citation (categories: team/player/game)
Def. Mukwanago

12. You Rock Award - for best warmup music
Biased but ours (Pius)

13. Where's Waldo? Trophy (most versatile/positions played)
Danny Kowalsky (once again biased!)


15. Randy Moss "Player of the Year" Award (for, 'I can't play well when I'm unhappy')
Bobby

16. The "All Show and No Go" Competition (Best performance in warmups by a losing team)
Racine HOrlick


17. The EPA Trophy (worst case of emitted gas while playing)
Phil Kelly- we'd be on the back line for announcements and phil would lite up that end of the court soooo bad


18. Best Costume-Fan(s)
Tosa Easts -Championship match

19. "Whose Jim Shortz?" Award(self nomination, failure to bring necessary
game gear-outerwear/underwear category)
I forgot the team medical/first aide bag the night pat foley and mike lee both messed up their ankles
and david forgot our warmup balls before the first conference match and so we warmed up without balls while dave drove back to his house to get them.

22. Mr./Ms. Congeniality (best looking manager/statistician)
That chick for Nicolet - the older one not the like juonior or senior one


23. The Darwin/Planet of the Apes Award (hairiest player)
Luke Coyle-just the hair otherwise it'd be mike moe for sure


24. Best Facial
At the white fish bay tourney against homestead, phil had just said "Watch the red coming", and sure enough our blockers were no where close and phil got clocked rightin the face-hard enough to leave a red mark and the seams of the ball printed on his face. It looked like a bar fight gone wrong on his face


25. Silence of the Lambs Trophy (most unenthusiastic fans competition)
Sorrry CMH but at state they were so quiet. First they all showed up late, and secondly they juss stood and talked. Taylor did a good job tryin to get them pumped but they did nothing

ouch

Just wish my kid at TW would have been there instead. Congrats